Cheetos with a Fork?

Yep I do this. I don't know how this habit got started. I remember doing this as a teenager though.

Why? Simple! I don't like my fingers getting orange. That's the only answer I have to this eating craze of mine. First world problems. 

Anytime I have eaten this way, people act very concerned, unnerved even. I can see the wheels turning as they assess my mental stability. It's almost amusing. 

There's a science method to it actually. Metal forks break Cheetos and the. You're left with crumbs. Plastic forks are flexible enough that the Cheeto fits between the tines. It takes practice but I'm not sure I'd go as far as calling it skill.