You Know You're NOT From Florida When...

I stumble across the strangest things in Florida at times. 

Recently, I was walking out the door to go somewhere. As I turned to lock the door, adjacent to our screened in porch, there was a very large bug or moth on the screen. It was bigger than the palm of my hand.

While it did startle me, I am not typically afraid of bugs or insects. It was, on the other hand, nothing I had seen before. 

I am still a Florida noob.